Yorkshire Bitter

Oooh, lucky me! I’ve won a prize!
Just how dumb do these people think we are?
I’m going to write back and tell them how excited I am about winning the prize (because I’m such a loser, I never win prizes, sob) and publish their replies here.
Watch this space.
Update: they never wrote back. I’m quite […]

I’ve just started up what I believe to be the world’s first Chavopedia to run in conjunction with the alternative guide to Selby. Chavs and Selby seem to go together quite well, almost as well as Goole and smackheads, so it seemed a good idea to combine the two.
You’re probably familiar with Wikipedia, the online […]

Originally uploaded by D-B-M.
Visited Glasgow for the first time to see the Chems once more and on to the Sub Club. Tom and Ed were on their usual cracking form, improvising quite a bit more than usual, buoyed along by a nice lively Glaswegian crowd.
It’s only about the third time I’ve been to Scotland in […]