Archive for January, 2007

The BBC have just published pictures of Richard Hammond’s 288mph crash at Elvington airfield near York.
Since he’s safe and well now, here’s a couple of those crap jokes that were doing the rounds.
Q: What do Richard Hammond and George Michael have in common?
A: Each has skidmarks on his helmet.
Q: What have Richard Hammond and Pete […]

The truth is out there

Has it ever crossed your mind that if alien life-forms are so smart, how come they fly gazillions of miles across the galaxy and the most interesting place they find is some trailer park in Arkansas? And why do they make contact with the human race there through Billy-Bob, who mysteriously wakes up next to […]