Yorkshire Bitter

School was never like this in my day. All this talk of “the happiest days of your lives” was a sick joke to me.

But then we didn’t have teachers like Sarah Green of Stockport. The Manchester Evening News reports: “Sarah Green was asked to stay away from Stockport Grammar after her bosses discovered that she had appeared in an advert simulating sex with a workman.”

Miss Green is the first female in this video. Her pupils will be gutted if she’s sacked, at least the male ones. How short-sighted of her bosses, anyone can see she has what it takes to make her boys stand to attention….